function fourChan() {
    document.getElementById("pLink").innerHTML = "4chan";
    document.getElementById("pLink").href = "https://4chan.org/";
    document.getElementById("pLinks").innerHTML = "4channel";
    document.getElementById("pLinks").href = "https://4channel.org/";
}
function help(){
    alert('hahahaha. There is no help. You cannot escape.');
    help()
}